Telly's club

Ugh. 7:25 p.m., and I'm on my way out the office door. The Telly Savalas (a.k.a. Kojak ... rest in peace) videos were so giggle-worthy that I thought I'd spoon-feed them to you. (Thanks, Smack!) Not as funny as WWJDC, but close.



And the funnier one...


P.S. I was given a choice between four days in December in San Diego (half price) or eight days in October in Destin (free, except for meals). I chose Destin. Was that a mistake??
P.P.S. Of course I'm taking my Players Club card with me. And I'm wearing this shirt, too. Duh!