Went to bed an hour later than usual. Woke up at 4:45 a.m., so nauseated I wasn't sure I could make it to the bathroom on time. After that, I tried to go to sleep on the couch until the kitten thought I'd make a good jungle gym. Now it's just before 6 a.m., I'm tired, and the day hasn't even started yet.
posted by Kate at 6:57 AM
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2 Comments:
Here's one for your vocab brain fart file:
I used to work for a very posh accounting firm that had a very pompous partner. How this man became a partner in the firm is a mystery as his mastery of the English language was about on par with our current president.
During a meeting with a client, this partner was constantly saying "masturbate" when referring to the firm's master rate when calculating fees and such.
Remember that episode of Beavis and Butthead when they're not allowed to laugh for the whole day? Imagine a room full of accountants in their suits and ties attempting to do just that and nearly failing.
Hope your blueberry muffin was at least awesome, hopefully super-awesome.
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