Just what are YOU looking at?
Women: Are men looking at your eyes instead of your chest? Men: Do you want to advertise your wife's magnificent rack so they don't notice her hideous face?
If so, drop everything you're doing and buy one of Enlighted's light-up bras. For a mere $500, you can advertise your assets with swirling wires or blinking lights...
...or you could take a more direct approach:
5 Comments:
um...WOW...
It would make a heck of a stock-ticker, huh? Or a Fox news ticker. Might take your mind off the crap O'Riley and Sean Hannity are spewing.
If it's a brassiere, then why is it being worn on the outside? Not that I'm complaining or anything.
At first me think that with only 8 leters you have you paws tied on how much you could say with such a thing. Then me get to thinking that you could say plenty with only 8 letters or less!
EYES OFF
KEEP OFF
HANDS OFF
ALL MINE
SIZE 36C (OR WHATEVER)
LOOK HERE
WOW BOOBS
LEFT RITE
LETS PLAY
KISS HERE
LOVE HATE
END WAR
GOOD BAD
STAR TREK
STAR WARS
BITE ME
BYTE ME
REAL NICE
BOOBIES!
tits is such a harsh word
Finally, the excuse men everywhere have been waiting for.
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