Thursday, December 15, 2005

Sunny side up

From Reuters' Oddly Enough:

DUBLIN (Reuters) - A hazardous slick of broken eggs caused traffic chaos in rural Ireland Thursday after a truck carrying thousands of broody hens lost its load.

"Chickens have begun to lay eggs on the roads and the conditions are quite treacherous at the moment, very slippy," AA Roadwatch said on its traffic advice line, warning up to 7,000 chickens were on the loose.

Police said the vehicle carrying the birds may have hit a ditch, causing its boxes to "cascade off the lorry."

"The lorry has been moved off the road but the cargo is wandering around the roads out there," Sergeant Jim Greene from nearby town of Cavan told Reuters, adding there were no reports of any human casualties.

A team has been scrambled to help catch the birds, Greene said, but little could be done about their egg-laying: "We wouldn't expect anything less from a hen."

So first you had the highway milk incident (see Tuesday's post). Now we've got roadside scrambled eggs. All we need is an overambitious orange grove and a fire in a bread factory and we'll have ourselves a balanced breakfast of gigantic proportion.

P.S. Come up with the wittiest chicken-crossing-the-road joke and win a prize!

4 Comments:

Blogger angrygrrface said...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ok, not funny. I apologize.

10:09 PM  
Blogger angrygrrface said...

Why did the rubber chicken cross to road? He wanted to stretch his legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why did the COBOL Programmer chicken cross the road?
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

Why did Kurt Vonnegut's chicken cross the road?
And so it goes -- to the other side.

Why did Bill Gates's chicken cross the road?
We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.

Why did Captain Kirk's chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Why did Salvador Dali's chicken cross the road?
The Fish.

Why did Ernest Hemingway's chicken cross the road?
To die. In the rain.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.

Why did Andy Rooney's chicken cross the road?
Didja ever wonder why it is that a chicken crossed the road, and which road it was? Well I didn't. I did ask some turkeys, however, and this is what they said...

Why did Gilligan's chicken cross the road?
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost.

Why did Robert Frost's chicken cross the road?
To cross the road less traveled by.

Why did Sir Isaac Newton's chicken cross the road?
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Why did Albert Einstein's chicken cross the road?
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Why did Douglas Adams's chicken cross the road?
Forty-two.

Why did Mark Twain's chicken cross the road?
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

11:50 PM  
Blogger De said...

Why did Karl Rove cross the road?

His dick was stuck in the chicken.

(Be sure to tip your waitress!)

9:32 AM  

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