P365 Day 205: The fuzzstache (or not)
The Fred-Kitty loves, l-o-v-e-s, to be brushed. And this is what comes off of her every day (sometimes twice a day). I don't know how she does it without experiencing Cat Pattern Baldness. She seriously shouldn't have any fuzz left.
I really wanted Paul to try it on ("A mustache!" "No!!" "OK, then, a beard!" "No!!" "Pleeeeease?" NOOO!!!"). And I tried to put it on Fred's head — it made for a very dapper Donald Trump look — but she wasn't playing along either. So behold: Paul's new Don King-inspired 'do:
After I had my fun, we had to throw the fuzzball away because the Joe-Kitty likes to eat those things, and really — no matter which end she expels it from — it's just asking for gastrointestinal trouble.
posted by Kate at 2:53 PM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
5 Comments:
Napoleon Donaparte King Hair
That would be such a hilarious massive afro to be sporting. I wonder if it complies with Citadel hair cuts?
Cat Pattern Baldness!!!!!
Heh he heh.
I'm making waffles at 12 a.m., by the way. Waffles topped with nutella and marshmallow fluff. Yes, that's where my life is at, currently.
My life currently has me going to bed.
Are they fluffy Kate- and Paul-approved Belgian waffles or flat 'n' frozen Eggos? And if they're the latter, where did you buy them? You're hoarding them, aren't you, hoarder.
Cat pattern baldness, ha ha!
I guess if Paul ever starts thinning out, you can always knit him a toupee out of cat hair.
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