The ultimate policyholder
Screen cap of an ad on weather.com:
So ... from this ad, I can ascertain Jesus — thinly disguised as Harold Something-or-Another — is a 25-year-old organ donor of average height and weight who lives in South Carolina, drives a Class C vehicle placarded for hazardous materials or intended to carry more than 15 passengers, and was born on the day Kareem Abdul-Jabbar broke Wilt Chamberlain's all-time career scoring record of 31,419 points.
And, hey, as soon as it's finished with the presidential name-dropping, LowerMyBills.com can cut him a great deal on auto insurance because he drives less than two hours a day! (Any more driving would really cut into his donkey-riding and turning-water-into-wine time.)
posted by Kate at 12:12 AM
Copyright 2001-2009, L.K.C.S. It's MINE, all MINE. If you wanna use it, gimme credit and a link, okies? And don't run with scissors, because you're just going to poke somebody's eye out with that thing. No, really. 
2 Comments:
Jesus looks like he's posing for a mugshot.
Actually they took that particular image off a shower wall where fungus had formed and did only a little enhancing. The first one they tried was off a Corn Flake, but it didn't come out as well.
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